Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim
Book by
Julius J. Epstein

Based on the play Front Porch in Flatbush
by Julius J. Epstein and Philip G. Epstein


"Easy will ya, she's comin' to the phone."


"What can you do on a saturday night, alone."


"I'm smart as a fox"


"I'm a glow"


"Isn't it grand?"


"Hey wake up there, Theda Bara."


"When I'm in this position, I get cramps!"


"Exhibit D"


"Exhibit E"


"Exhibit H"


"And this is the drawing room."


"I remember that."


"Dakota Doran."


"It's that kind of a neighborhood."


"Fair Brooklyn!"


"This bloodhound here arrested the wrong man!"


"What more do I need?"


"Good luck, to ya."


"Why hello, Mr. Fisher."


Cast and crew photo


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